Being #single is awesome. You dirty a lot fewer dishes when you can drink milk and eat ice cream straight from the carton. You don’t have to put the toilet seat down and it doesn’t matter what side of the bed you sleep on. 
Even watermelon is easier to eat when you don’t have to chop it up into little triangle shapes. Just slice it in half and grab a spoon.
“Jeff, put the watermelon down and get back to writing your novel.”
It’s also a lot easier to procrastinate when there’s nobody around.
Story and photo by Jeffrey David Montanye
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