Today is Bad Poetry Day, so I figured I’d share one of my bad poems:
Seating Wars
I know it’s a pain to put it down again,
but it’s just as much fuss to put it back up.
From either perspective, yours or mine,
it’s in the wrong place, when it was used last time.
Where is it written, that the proper position
is sitting down in it’s place?
I saw no instruction, or special construction
that says up is a disgrace.
So, girls will you please, put the seat back up when you leave?
Jeffrey David Montanye
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